The Twelve Days of Christmas

6th Dec 23

Twelve Days Hero
TV
On the First Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

A New Sixty Inch TV

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On the Second Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

3 Harrods Vouchers
On the Third Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

4 Candles
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

5 Gold Rings
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Five Gold Rings

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

6 tubs of ice cream
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Six Tubs of Ice Cream

Five Gold Rings

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

7 bottles of booze
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Seven Bottles of Spirits

Six Tubs of Ice Cream

Five Gold Rings

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

8 box of chocolates
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my CEO send to me:

Eight Boxes of Chocolates

Seven Bottles of Spirits

Six Tubs of Ice Cream

Five Gold Rings

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

9 Theartre Tickets
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Nine Theatre Tickets

Eight Boxes of Chocolates

Seven Bottles of Spirits

Six Tubs of Ice Cream

Five Gold Rings

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

10 Rolex Watches
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Ten Rolex Watches

Nine Theatre Tickets

Eight Boxes of Chocolates

Seven Bottles of Spirits

Six Tubs of Ice Cream

Five Gold Rings

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV

11 Hats
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

Eleven Days at the Races

Ten Rolex Watches

Nine Theatre Tickets

Eight Boxes of Chocolates

Seven Bottles of Spirits

Six Tubs of Ice Cream

Five Gold Rings

Four Hotel Spa Days

Three Harrods Vouchers

Two Fortnum’s Hampers

And A New Sixty Inch TV



On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my CEO sent to me:

A MASSIVE expenses claim!!


Merry Christmas one and all!